James

''“The scream of the twelve-inch shrapnel is more penetrating than the hiss from a thousand Jewish newspaper vipers. Therefore let them go on with their hissing.”  ~ James, in his novel Mein Kampf: The Sequel''

Overview
James is TRYTWR's dethroned idiot king, moderator, and Hispanic minority who had his title usurped from Smash. After participating in a painting competition alongside his Russian enemy leader Sire and losing, he's perpetually been going insane and had started to write long sets of text that would eventually become the TRYTWR Manifesto.

Past Life
Born April 20, 1889 James Hitler was born into the noble Hitler family to his mother María Guadalupe and father José Luis in the notorious narco city of Tijuana. Being born into the bourgeoisie lifestyle, James was quickly pointed towards an interest in exploiting the working class for his family's personal gain. This ideology persisted with James all throughout his academic period. Beginning in middle school, James held prestigious positions as class president every year of his academic career until his graduation from Oxford University in 1912 where he received a Masters Degree in Gender Studies and a Minor in Culinary Practices. Two years after his graduation, James enlisted in the Bavarian Army to server as an infantry man during World War I. His skills as a soldier were lackluster at best causing him to be reassigned to the 23rd Culinary Brigade, a detachment of the army specialized in crafting low quality meals for deployed men. After the war James quickly took an interest in politics where he and a few close friends formed the National Socialist German Workers' Party based out of Ocala, Florida. The party grew to huge numbers and became the dominant political bloc. Having huge political power, James ascended to the position of Chancellor of Germany in 1933 where he quickly reorganized the political structure to make himself the Führer or "leader" of the country and began his plan to eliminate weebs and furfags off the internet. His plan was carried out between 1939-1945 where an estimated 3 million weebs and 4.2 million furfags were ethnically cleansed off the internet. This plan did not go unnoticed by the rest of the world and in 1944 the United States, England, Russia, and many other European powers declared war on Germany. The war was quickly ended as the Mexi-Nazi Army was very poorly established likely due to the fact that James spent 85% of the country's economy into triggering furfags and weebs on the internet. Mounting with the catastrophic loss of the war, James committed suicide on April 30, 1945 in his underground bunker known only as, "Mutter Keller" or "Mom's Basement".

'''LOOK HERE IF ANYONE POSTS THAT GAY CONFESSION I'M KILLING CHRIS CHRISTIE. YOU CAN MAKE JOKES ABOUT HAVING ONE TESTICLE BUT NOTHING OVER THAT LINE.'''